So I haven’t written in a while, what with Christmas and New Years. But now things are starting to settle down a bit. Also, to be honest, I have been waiting for this S-cable that would help me get the video of our journey from Hilo to Kona over to my computer so I could upload it to this post. It’d also help with jogging my memory. But for now, my imperfect memory will have to suffice.
As I said before, we had just bought our delightful Scrapper (who had yet to earn the name) and with our new wheels, we were set to go for a road trip. We bought a map from the local Sack ‘N Save and had a newspaper from the day before. We had circled the different jobs that were advertised in the newspaper and away we went with our Blackberry as our communication to the other side.
Before we got very far (as in, maybe a mile from Hilo) the car started smoking something fierce, the temperature gauge went alarmingly north and we had a phone call returned from our previous feelers we’d set out in the morning for when we arrived on Kona side. Pulled over on the side of the road, trying to hear what sounded like a very old, heavily accented Hawaiian man express himself, as cars wooshed past our smoking Scraps, we decided to head back into Hilo.
I was already feeling defeated. I was feeling that we had been real schmucks to buy what looked like to so obviously be such a piece and how we were $600 poorer with nothing to show for it. We would never be able to get over to Kona in this clunker. We pulled back into the Sack N Save parking lot and Zack ran in to get coolant, and tape in our desperate attempt to keep the coolant from leaking out the ancient hose.
I stayed by the car, trying to imagine what this old Hawaiian couple’s land must look like. I envisioned nicely plumped out (maybe even with a pot-belly) bodies, deeply wrinkled from years of sun. I saw kind, crinkly eyes from happily living in paradise their whole lives. I saw grandmotherly and grandfatherly types who would need help taming their massively overgrown, sloped yard. We would help them fight off the invasive plant species that were threatening their little shack–but wait, if they lived in a shack, how would they pay us? My wonderings were cut short when Zack came back.
We wrapped the tape as thoroughly around the offensive hose, filled the car with coolant, and stacked water and coolant in the back. And away we went again. Zack was at the helm and I was nervously sitting by his side, waiting for the moment when the whole car would either go up in flames, fall apart cartoon-style, or go out with a whimper and not a bang.
Old dear Scraps couldn’t go faster than about 20 to 25 mph. The pedal was to the metal and we were just moseying along as people were swerving around us. We were marveling at these beautiful waterfalls and gullies that cut through the island as we went North to Waimea. The trees were so tall and the forests so dense. Scraps started struggling more as we apparently were making our way up a slope. It got darker, and darker, and the clouds were so dense we could hardly see 50 feet in front of us. By this point I was behind the wheel and I was thinking that we should pull over since we were going so slow that someone could ram into the back of us in all this mist and not realise they’d hit us until it was too late! Cars continued to veer around us and old Scraps faithfully chug-a-lugged up this slope. All of a sudden, we heard this big “PUFF” go out the back and suddenly the car started to accelerate.
We looked at each other. Did something that was blocked from years of an eighty year old man driving the car at 25 mph around Hilo come unclogged and that somehow affected our speed? Scrapper wasn’t exactly breezing up the hill, but the speed limit was suddenly much lower. We had entered Waimea.
I was shocked because I thought it’d take MUCH, MUCH longer to get to Waimea from Hilo than it had. It had only been about an hour and a half, and most of the time we couldn’t be going more than 30mph. We saw this little restaurant called Taco Tako and decided to have lunch. This place merits more than just a slight mention and so I’ll write a post about it later.
We left Taco Tako marveling at how good it was and how small Waimea was and how big the sun-dappled volcano was behind it. The town seemed sleepy and shrouded in mist. We passed the famous Parker Ranch and all of a sudden the scenery was COMPLETELY different. It was a volcanic desert. We couldn’t believe how quickly everything changed. Literally no more than five minutes before we had been in cool mists and now nothing grew from these black volcanic flows. Some cows grazed here and there on some grasses that were tough enough to break through the older flows. We took pictures of how beautifully the sun glittered in the distance on the ocean, framed by this dark sloping land.
We were also excited because Waimea meant the half-way point (more or less) to Kona and so we could expect an approach soon-ish. The road started getting windy in some places and cars were obviously accustomed to traveling at break-neck speed through here where they could ‘make some of their time back’ in other areas where you had to go slowly or you’d plunge off a unforgivably steep cliff to your certain death. Old scraps just plugged onward and with every rotation of the tire, we were closer to our goal (and ultimately, hopefully jobs).
Just as suddenly as everything turned from rainforest and gullies to mist to desert, we entered Holualoa’s tropical rainforest scene to descend into Kona. We recognized Holualoa as the address of the couple we were trying to get jobs with, but didn’t feel quite comfortable showing up and knocking on their door. We went straight down the road and hung a left into Kona’s Sack N Save.
We were sitting there, with our map spread across the dashboard when this sun-worn face poked his head into the car and asked us what we were doing and if we wanted any cherries from Borneo or some place. We gladly took the cherries and he dashed off into the Sack N Save. We had just met Larry. He was to be our first experience of Kona. But at least we’d made it!